A mother came to me holding the hand of a very worried looking two year old. She whispered to me : “We need a stern face please”. So, I tried to look stern. I can do perplexed, amused and just plain crazy, but stern is one look I’m not good at. She talked him through an apology to me and then explained.
Little Timmy had decided that eating books was a good thing and his parents just could not figure out why. It suddenly dawned on them that Timmy had spent the week before reading The Incredible Book Eating Boy by Oliver Jeffersopens a new window. He certainly took to heart the initial joy of eating books, but as his mother and I decided, his two year old mind had failed to digest the moral at the end, which suggest reading is the best way to absorb the contents of a book.
Think of the havoc if your young one took Lets Make Mudopens a new window to heart on the shag pile, or Big Brothers Don’t Take Napsopens a new window when particularly cranky, or even We’re Going on a Bear Huntopens a new window? Then there is Hop on Pop opens a new window - Pop may not be pleased. Or perhaps Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Busopens a new window would be a problem for a child such as my youngest once was. You know the kind, the ones who insist on doing the direct opposite of anything you may suggest.
But you just know for sure, they would not take to heart Shhh! opens a new windowby Sally Grindley.
Got some dangerous books you can think of?